Do I really need a bubble wand when I can just create bubbles with my mind?

While it might be tempting to create bubbles with your mind for the rest of your life, it is well documented that you will inevitably start taking psychic damage if you attempt to create more than 3 bubbles a day, or 1 REALLY REALLY EXTRA LARGE BUBBLE. With a bubble wand, you can make as many bubbles as you want without the fear of minor brain damage!